🔥 “Only WE can fix all the harm we’ve done to the economy, your health, civil rights, foreign relations, the constitution…”

🔥 “We’re not going to actually say ‘White Power,’ but you know what’s code for ‘White Power,’ you patriotic bastards, you!”

🔥 “We got you to swallow bullshit for four years. Elect us for another four and we’ll feed you FLAMING bullshit topped with broken glass and cyanide! You’ll love it!”

🔥 “We got Kid Rock! C’mon, y’all—Kid freakin’ ROCK!”

🔥 “No matter what any of those sinful liberals tell you, God really did annoint a philandering, pedophilic, serial-lying, racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, traitorous, cheating, biblically-ignorant, Un-empathetic serial rapist to run this great country!”