Patriot Pahty

If the MAGAts start a new party, they’ll need a logo.

My Memes

Putting all of these here for anyone who wants to use them for memes.

Marjorie Taylor Green is an asshole

Bailiff—whack his peepee!

Seven years of my professional life were spent in the legal sector as a consultant: four in public, three in private. I have spent hundreds (thousands?) of hours in courtrooms, analyzed evidence in painstaking detail, interviewed witnesses, crawled up fire escapes for crime scene photos…

I’m not a lawyer, but I know a lot about what constitutes guilt liability in a court of law.

Trump is guilty AF.

RNC 2020 Themes

🔥 “Only WE can fix all the harm we’ve done to the economy, your health, civil rights, foreign relations, the constitution…”


🔥 “We’re not going to actually say ‘White Power,’ but you know what’s code for ‘White Power,’ you patriotic bastards, you!”

🔥 “We got you to swallow bullshit for four years. Elect us for another four and we’ll feed you FLAMING bullshit topped with broken glass and cyanide! You’ll love it!”


🔥 “We got Kid Rock! C’mon, y’all—Kid freakin’ ROCK!”


🔥 “No matter what any of those sinful liberals tell you, God really did annoint a philandering, pedophilic, serial-lying, racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, traitorous, cheating, biblically-ignorant, Un-empathetic serial rapist to run this great country!”

Artist unknown, but ❤️ to them