Bailiff—whack his peepee!

Seven years of my professional life were spent in the legal sector as a consultant: four in public, three in private. I have spent hundreds (thousands?) of hours in courtrooms, analyzed evidence in painstaking detail, interviewed witnesses, crawled up fire escapes for crime scene photos…

I’m not a lawyer, but I know a lot about what constitutes guilt liability in a court of law.

Trump is guilty AF.

RNC 2020 Themes

🔥 “Only WE can fix all the harm we’ve done to the economy, your health, civil rights, foreign relations, the constitution…”


🔥 “We’re not going to actually say ‘White Power,’ but you know what’s code for ‘White Power,’ you patriotic bastards, you!”

🔥 “We got you to swallow bullshit for four years. Elect us for another four and we’ll feed you FLAMING bullshit topped with broken glass and cyanide! You’ll love it!”


🔥 “We got Kid Rock! C’mon, y’all—Kid freakin’ ROCK!”


🔥 “No matter what any of those sinful liberals tell you, God really did annoint a philandering, pedophilic, serial-lying, racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, traitorous, cheating, biblically-ignorant, Un-empathetic serial rapist to run this great country!”

Artist unknown, but ❤️ to them